What’s Aspen like?

Aspen, Colorado is a renowned mountain town that offers a unique blend of natural beauty, outdoor recreation, and cultural sophistication.  Here, the beer flows like wine and beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of the Capistrano. A little place called Aspen. The town is famous for its breathtaking views of natural beauty, which contrast with the unnatural plastic surgery decisions you’ll see around town.

Are there laws in Aspen?

No.

When should I arrive?

Festivities will begin the evening of Thursday, September 26th.  If you plan to attend only the wedding and reception on Friday, September 27th, it is possible to arrive day-of prior to the ceremony and celebrations.  If that is your gameplan, please hit the road early in the day and account for the near-inevitable traffic slowdowns that occur on I-70.

What kind of clothing should I pack?

The weather in the Rocky Mountains during Fall is generally mild.  Daytime temperatures will generally reach the 60s-70s while nighttime temps can get chilly.  Bring comfortable walking/hiking shoes if you wish to hit the trails.  All the world's a stage and Aspen is a circus—so now is the time to dress loud and flashy.

Can we pet a moose in Aspen?

Yes! They like it when you do that!! Jokes aside—wildlife is a very real thing in the mountains. Never approach wildlife. Keep your distance. Do not feed wildlife. Moose are very aggressive and are not your friends. Aspen has black bears. There are no grizzlies in this neck of the woods. Bears often come into downtown Aspen looking for snacks during September and October before hibernation. Read more about wildlife safety here: + Wildlife Safety Tips

Is altitude sickness real?

Yes.  For folks coming from sea-level and for those not used to high elevations, be sure to drink plenty of water as your body acclimates.  Alcohol also hits stronger at elevation too, so keep that in mind.

What’s the dress code for the wedding?

The dress code for the ceremony and reception is formal as we would love to see you looking your best!  It’s Aspen—a great excuse to dress flashy. More is more!

Are children allowed?

No.

Where can I eat?

There are a number of fine-dining options to choose from, our favorites include: Ajax Tavern, White House Tavern, New York Pizza (NYers don’t get mad pls), Clark’s Oyster Bar, Las Montanas, Casa Tua, Betula, Meat & Cheese, and Acquolina.

Will Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn be at the wedding?

They have not responded to repeated invitations, but we are holding onto hope.

Will The Little Tooters be playing at the wedding?

You wish!